Aren't you desecrating classic works of literature?

Not at all. In fact we think we're promoting people reading older works that might be neglected in favor of the latest fad. And what better way to get a young (or old!) person to read than give them a book starring themselves!

Copyright? Is this allowed (and can I get Lord of the Rings?)

The copyright has expired on all the titles we carry. That's why we're Customized Classics! The Lord of the Rings should be out of copyright in the US and EU in 2048...we definitely plan to carry it! It'll be available to Canadian customers in 2023...

What would the authors think - don't you realize Shakespeare spinning in his grave right now?

With the current price of gasoline, we strongly support alternative sources of energy...

I'd like to see XYZ in a personalized edition. Will you be carrying it in the future?

Send all suggestions to

What kind of binding do you use?

We use a standard "perfect-binding" process. This is the same as any paperback you'd buy at a bookstore — except it stars YOU!

Do you offer hardbound books?

Not yet. We're still trying to find a way of producing these that is cost-efficient keeping in view our specialized requirements.

I own a bookstore/gift-shop. Can I carry your books?

Yes you can! Inquire about our dealer program by sending an email to . It's very simple, there are no complicated contracts, and we can supply you with both web pages and promotional items like order forms, posters etc.

I want to purchase a large quantity of the same book for a wedding favor or corporate gift — do you offer any bulk discounts?

Yes we do. Email with details of your order. Discounts begin with orders of 10 or more of the same book

My country isn't listed on your payment processing page. Can you ship to XYZ?

Yes we can. Simply email us your customizations and we can arrange alternate payments. We take Paypal or international money orders. We limit credit-card payments to a few countries as a precaution against fraud.